An Open Letter To Jordin Sparks About Tattoo
Hi Jordin.
We just heard your new single Tattoo, and thought we’d drop you a line. We’re a bit concerned, you see.
As big fans of TV talent shows like American Idol, we’re aware of some of the heinous crimes against music that have been committed by former reality show contestants.
Tattoo is your first proper single release since you won American Idol. No offense, but it’s as bland a number as we’ve ever heard. Your producers aren’t even playing it safe with this song, they’re playing it suicidal. Bland doesn’t even cover how dull this song is.
