Janet Jackson: I’m An Aphrodisiac
Miss Janet Jackson provides the belly laughs this morning as she claims responsibility for thousands of babies via the power of her music.
“You don’t know how many people come up to me and say, ‘This child was conceived listening to you.’” she says, preposterously. This is from a woman who looks like a drag version of Michael Jackson. And the thought of MJ with boobs does not make me want to go out and procreate, no matter how sultry the song might be.
