Why Frank Zappa made me hate High School Musical
Well, specifically Troy Bolton: he of gleaming teeth, with that curious blend of athleticism and sensitivity. Yeah, he’s a jock, but he’s also a singer. He hides his sensitive side from his friends, but shares it with his love interest, Gabriella.
Why am I wittering on about High School Musical?
Simple: every time I see Troy Bolton, I’m reminded of that old Frank Zappa song, Bobby Brown Goes Down, a genius piece of music that takes the piss right out of that squeaky-clean all-American image.
