Miaow! Kerry Katona on Atomic Kitten’s Reunion

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Sour-faced pop troll Kerry Katona has laid the boot into her ailing former bandmembers in Atomic Kitten. She’s been quoted as saying that “I made that frigging band, but they never bothered to invite me back.”

No offense to the deluded, unstable airhead, but I don’t remember her being the eye candy in the Kitten. All I remember is a particularly crappy spoken-word bit in Whole Again which they promptly edited out when she got knocked up with McFadden’s sprog and decided she could make better money out of selling her life to magazines. But whoopsie! The delicious but slightly less famous Delta Goodrem put paid to that dream…

Naturally, I have a problem with Katona’s stupid, self-publicising statement.

Even without her imaginary star pulling power, I doubt anyone would have bought into an Atomic Kitten revival. Let’s face it, if she made that frigging band, where have all her solo singles gone? That’s right. Dumbass hasn’t actually released any.

So, based on what evidence does Kerry Katona think she could have sold more Atomic Kitten records? Absolutely none of course. But she does have a reality TV show to promote. And saying blatantly stupid things is guaranteed to get you in the papers and promote your rubbish show.

I suppose we should thank our lucky stars that it was an Atomic Kitten story and not a “my cocaine hell” story. Couldn’t do that in the same month as best pal Jordan…

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