Miaow! Kerry Katona on Atomic Kitten’s Reunion

Sour-faced pop troll Kerry Katona has laid the boot into her ailing former bandmembers in Atomic Kitten. She’s been quoted as saying that “I made that frigging band, but they never bothered to invite me back.”
No offense to the deluded, unstable airhead, but I don’t remember her being the eye candy in the Kitten. All I remember is a particularly crappy spoken-word bit in Whole Again which they promptly edited out when she got knocked up with McFadden’s sprog and decided she could make better money out of selling her life to magazines. But whoopsie! The delicious but slightly less famous Delta Goodrem put paid to that dream…
Naturally, I have a problem with Katona’s stupid, self-publicising statement.
Even without her imaginary star pulling power, I doubt anyone would have bought into an Atomic Kitten revival. Let’s face it, if she made that frigging band, where have all her solo singles gone? That’s right. Dumbass hasn’t actually released any.
So, based on what evidence does Kerry Katona think she could have sold more Atomic Kitten records? Absolutely none of course. But she does have a reality TV show to promote. And saying blatantly stupid things is guaranteed to get you in the papers and promote your rubbish show.
I suppose we should thank our lucky stars that it was an Atomic Kitten story and not a “my cocaine hell” story. Couldn’t do that in the same month as best pal Jordan…
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You are a bit wrong, she sings in other songs like ‘Right Now’ and ‘I Want Your Love’ for example. You should watch the videos before opening your crappy mouth. Kerry was the former, yes and Liz & Tash should ask her to come back and not including the crappy voice (if she has a voice) of Jenny ‘Stupid’ Frost. Jenny sings worst than Kerry and the Atomic Kitten success was not because of Jenny. I think we all love the original formers, let’s forget a frustated singer in the Precious band trying to catch a bit of attention in Atomic Kitten. Where’s Jenny? who knows.. Kerry is on TV, Liz released singles like Tash, and now Liz’s on TV. Jenny is just a pain in the atomic kitten butt.
I agree with the first post. Kerry Katona is dilluded, she was in Atomic Kitten for a mere two years and was featured on the debut album (which flopped i might add) and 4 of the UK singles. When Jenny joined the band in 2001, the debut album was re-released with Jenny’s vocals replacing Kerry’s and guess what.. the album made number ONE, yes that’s right, WITHOUT KERRY. The line up has been Jenny, Liz and Tash for the last 8 years now of course she is not going to get invited back into the band. It was like she was never even in it in the first place!!
As for Ben’s post, Kerry is on tv that is correct, on the ICELAND adverts. CAN SHE STOOP ANY LOWER!
Kerry Katona is nothing but an annoying, drug abusing, self centred, common, loud mouthed bitch who I am sure most people will agree with.
Jenny Frost has put more hard work into that band than Kerry ever would or has done!