I was reading over on NME that Macartney’s latest album may not chart well in the top 40 because of his decision to sell Memory Almost Full through Starbucks.

The reason? Although Starbucks have some 533 stores throughout the UK, they’re not registered with the Official Chart Company. Naturally, there’s a good chance that sales through Starbucks might not count towards his chart position.

The saggy faced Beatles ‘legend’ may be denied the chance to inflict yet another awful solo attempt upon an unsuspecting public. Frankly, I’d be much happier if he retired permanently and only came out at the end of every bloody charity gig ever to sing Hey Jude for the millionth time.

Macartney’s been trading on past glories for decades now, and he’s rapidly becoming more infamous for his personal escapades than his music. I just wish he’d go away.

Can you tell that I was never a Beatles fan….?