Of the funnier news reports today, Scottish DJ Calvin Harris has declared a Jihad of his own upon the staff of Heathrow’s new Terminal 5.

Why? Well, they’ve only gorn and lost his luggage, haven’t they. Nothing unusual about that then, except that contained in his luggage were all the recordings for his new album.

We went over to Miami last Thursday to play some gigs, and the nice people/robots at Heathrow’s Terminal 5 lost all our bags, including my hard drive, with all my f****** songs on.

I have been walking in circles for a couple of days, and I will continue to do so until I meet the man/robot responsible and set him/it on fire. I shall overcome! Once he’s on fire.

Now, you know how much I hate love to ask the questions that the other media sites are to lazy to bother with, but surely he has a backup? I mean, do you seriously travel the globe with all the masters for a potentially huge album without keeping a backup copy at home?

I can understand that he’s a teeny bit peeved at losing the songs, but blaming the staff at Heathrow seems a bit misguided. Unless, of course, the new terminal was a bit controversial and an easy target for a newsworthy story. Call me cynical, but I cannot believe a professional musician would run around with a portable hard drive with all that valuable data on it.