Yawnnn…every other music site seems to be writing about Boy George being sentenced to 15 months in prison for “falsely imprisoning Norwegian male escort Audun Carlsen”.

Yes, it’s a vaguely amusing story, especially if you imagine the dude being forced to listen to Culture Club’s greatest hits on repeat. But really, when was the last time Boy George had any relevance in music?

Is anyone else just a little bit curious to know how you can falsely imprison someone? And if they’re falsely imprisoned, how will they know they’re being held captive?

These are the kind of cutting edge questions we ask at Unreality Music. Now, let’s not waste valuable Internet space on this rather dull story…