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It took a whole weekend to recover from the shock - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles? Married? And not a magazine deal or cash-in anywhere in sight?

Isn’t that fresh? Two of the biggest stars on the planet, and they shirked any kind of publicity surrounding their wedding in favour of having an intimate ceremony with close family and friends. The media reports I’m reading mention how private the two are about their relationship - hell, I don’t think they’ve ever officially confirmed a relationship!

But I think the warmest part of this story is that they didn’t try to auction off their big day. Beyonce and Jay-Z obviously know what’s important, so they had Ma and Pa Knowles, Beyonce’s sister Solange and her Destiny’s Child bandmates, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams as well as Gwyneth Paltrow.

Anyway, let’s turn our thoughts to names. Will Beyonce be taking on Jay-Z’s surname? She could become Bee-Z or he could change his name to Jay-Kno. And of course, there’s the kids - well, they could be collectively called Brat-Z. I feel a celebrity endorsement coming on after all!

Anyway, I know I’ve been critical of Beyonce in the past for being more a style over substance kind of girl, but this sounds like quite a nice celebrity romance for a change. So congratulations to Jay-Kno and Bee-Z on their wedding!